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June 01, 2012

ha.

someone saw a tornado watch for nearby so I get to duck out early >.>

We’re super good at weather here though. Here’s the steps.

  1. tornadoes are happening somewhere…
  2. ah! everything is the worst we’re all gonna die! go hommmeee!
  1. there’re two inches of snow outside…
  2. don’t come to work!
  1. It’s going to rain… 
  2. save yourselves! 

it’s entirely possible that none of us want to be here(gasp)

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May 31, 2012
making good decisions (aka banana bread with strawberry frosting and super necessary sprinkles)  

making good decisions (aka banana bread with strawberry frosting and super necessary sprinkles)  

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May 30, 2012

there’s a puppy in the office!

A little golden puppy with curly hair and floppy ears is sleeping on the floor and I can’t touch his ridiculous ears! This is so unfair : ( (

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May 24, 2012

i feel the need to shop

I should not do this.

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May 03, 2012

There’s a baby in the office wearing a nightcap! With the little ball and everything! And i can’t touch it because i’m sick! It’s not fair!!!

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May 02, 2012
just emailed this to my boss to explain why she wont see my lovely face tomorrow  i’m super professional

just emailed this to my boss to explain why she wont see my lovely face tomorrow 

i’m super professional

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April 30, 2012

maniacal laugh

Comandante’s girlfriend came to visit

me: can I hug you? I’m sick but i wont breath on you.

Girlfriend:*foolishly lets me hug her*

me: *all the breathing* 

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April 27, 2012

ah, they’re awesome I was wrong to judge. 

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April 27, 2012
Hungary girl gave me her cold(probably) so today she also gave me these Hungarian cough drop things. Hungary girl: the yello ones are honey. the blue ones are…stronger. does that mean poison? she’s trying to kill me right?  

Hungary girl gave me her cold(probably) so today she also gave me these Hungarian cough drop things.

Hungary girl: the yello ones are honey. the blue ones are…stronger.

does that mean poison? she’s trying to kill me right?  

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April 17, 2012
"I guess I’m just too lazy to be a serial killer."

— my dad this morning

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April 16, 2012

Doing the work I’ve stubbornly refused to deal with over the past two years. Past-me is such a dick.

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April 10, 2012

i’m pretty bad at being a person

Boss man gave me a thank you card for the gift I gave them at last weeks baby shower. I want to tell him they spelled your wrong. 

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April 09, 2012

I worry ‘bout that boy

Comandante: I’m gonna head out, work from home. 

me:Okay…are you alright?

Comandante: i’m actually not

me:what’s wrong?

Comandante: something I ate I just- I didn’t get enough sleep last night. It was bad.

me:  Comandante! are you awefull at taking care of yourself?

Comandante: *laughs*

me:I’m not trying to be mean but that’s exactly what this is!

Comandante: *still laughing*

me: I am trying to be mean though.

Comandante moved out of his parents place last week. I don’t know that he has the skills to survive on his own. I say this as someone who still lives with their parents and lacks the most basic of survival skills.   

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April 09, 2012

working on it

hungarygirl: I need you

my brain: baby I know 

my mouth: okay I’ll be right there.

I had a conversation with a girlfriend last week about sexual harassment in the workplace(everywhere really) and how I need to stop doing it. So far this week is clear. 

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April 09, 2012

hard times all around

me: Pants we are in a recession!

pants: no we’re not. I looked it up.

me: …we are in economic turmoil…you guys are not worth it. 

pants: you’re so simple *starts to walk away*

me: Pants!

pants: what?

me: :D *huge grin*

pants: no way. really?

me: no. you’re breast feeding i wouldn’t do that to you.

pants asked me if I put pot in the cupcakes. I said no.